Dropped In The Kitchen DB

05 Lost with the food prep

an article by Dork Barry

Guys are still quite simply scum when it comes to helping out

in the kitchen. This is one of many two information I had previous

Thanksgiving, the other one particular being that Thanksgiving holiday night should be the slowest night of the season in terms of individual sexual activity.

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stereotypes, irony, understatement, and comic effect.

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Nobody would like to engage in man sexual activity with somebody who also smells vaguely like yams and is protected with a skinny layer of turkey fat, which describes pretty much everyone in the

United States on Thanksgiving holiday except the Detroit Lions, who

typically play sports that working day and will therefore be too fatigued.

But that, as far as Let me tell, is not really my point. My level is that irrespective of all that have been said in the past 20 years roughly about lovemaking equality, many men make themselves as valuable around in the kitchen as ill-trained Labrador dogs. This is not only my opinion: It is a scientific getting based on an exhaustive examine of so what happened last Thanksgiving holiday when my children had dinner at the home of close friends named Arlene and Gene.

Picture a standard Thanksgiving field: On the floor, 3

small children and a dog who long ago acquired her brain eaten by simply fleas run as fast as they will directly into issues, trying to injure themselves. For the television, the Detroit Elephants are doing basically the same thing.

In the kitchen, Arlene, a prosecuting legal professional responsible

for a large personnel, is doing anything with all those repulsive organs that are put into little amaze packets inside turkeys, obviously as a tall tale. Surrounding Arlene are thousands of steaming cooking food containers. I would no more get into that kitchen than I would

attempt to area a elemental aircraft company, but my wife, who runs her individual business,...